The Meme Generation


  1. NOT COOL IBM

    NOT COOL IBM

  2. Things My Brazilian Cleaning Team Thought Were Dairy Products That Should Be Stored In The Fridge, Exhibit A

    Things My Brazilian Cleaning Team Thought Were Dairy Products That Should Be Stored In The Fridge, Exhibit A

  3. hookersorcake:

I’m writing an erotic novel about outer space. Its kinda a continuation of Joseph Campbell’s book, The Inner Reaches of Outer Space, only with way more fuck scenes.
It’s about the singular vibrating expanse that is us. Is all of everything. A handjob with electric gloves. Stardust expanding. Leaves falling from a tree. Stardust expanding. Fisting the infinite. Stardust expanding. Astrological humping puns.
You get the idea.
The only place where we are at peace is with opposites. The ol in and out. Yes and no. Up and down. Positive and negative. Duality, the endless orgy of being, collapsing into a singular orgasm of om.

    hookersorcake:

    I’m writing an erotic novel about outer space. Its kinda a continuation of Joseph Campbell’s book, The Inner Reaches of Outer Space, only with way more fuck scenes.

    It’s about the singular vibrating expanse that is us. Is all of everything. A handjob with electric gloves. Stardust expanding. Leaves falling from a tree. Stardust expanding. Fisting the infinite. Stardust expanding. Astrological humping puns.

    You get the idea.

    The only place where we are at peace is with opposites. The ol in and out. Yes and no. Up and down. Positive and negative. Duality, the endless orgy of being, collapsing into a singular orgasm of om.

  4. hookersorcake:

Take your fake fucking outrageyour celebrity sympathyyour reality TV
turn it into poetrypoety that’ll be a #1 hitpoetry that will sellpoetry that will cover upyour worthlessness
with pyrotechnicswith lip-synched prayer
Poetry that will support the troopsPoetry that will save the whalesPoetry that will beat cancer
Poetry that will be everythingbecause unless it winsit’s nothing

    hookersorcake:

    Take your fake fucking outrage
    your celebrity sympathy
    your reality TV

    turn it into poetry
    poety that’ll be a #1 hit
    poetry that will sell
    poetry that will cover up
    your worthlessness

    with pyrotechnics
    with lip-synched prayer

    Poetry that will support the troops
    Poetry that will save the whales
    Poetry that will beat cancer

    Poetry that will be everything
    because unless it wins
    it’s nothing

  5. thegongshow:

This is a 4-step process that proves sufficiently to me that Comcast is deliberately throttling back Netflix bandwidth.
This behavior is simply unfair and hurts customers. With Comcast’s proposed acquisition of TWC, this problem will only get worse.
The FTC needs to step up and take clear, decisive action to regulate Cable operators as common carriers.
Original experiment and image are by Jason Dixon (@obfuscurity). and H/T to @sawikipedia.

    thegongshow:

    This is a 4-step process that proves sufficiently to me that Comcast is deliberately throttling back Netflix bandwidth.

    This behavior is simply unfair and hurts customers. With Comcast’s proposed acquisition of TWC, this problem will only get worse.

    The FTC needs to step up and take clear, decisive action to regulate Cable operators as common carriers.

    Original experiment and image are by Jason Dixon (@obfuscurity). and H/T to @sawikipedia.

  6. everythinginthesky:

There have been a few sightings of my brother (far left in this picture) since he went missing.  We’re still trying to gauge the legitimacy of them but we’ve put together a map of them so far.
Again, if you know of anyone in south England, especially Hants/Hampshire, please do let them know to keep an eye out for him.
Thanks.

    everythinginthesky:

    There have been a few sightings of my brother (far left in this picture) since he went missing. We’re still trying to gauge the legitimacy of them but we’ve put together a map of them so far.
    Again, if you know of anyone in south England, especially Hants/Hampshire, please do let them know to keep an eye out for him.
    Thanks.

  7. COSTAAAAAAAAAAAS!

    COSTAAAAAAAAAAAS!

  8. everythinginthesky:

My brother disappeared over the weekend.  I’d gone down to see him and my mom.  We were watching a movie at around 10:30pm, when he stood up and went to the kitchen.  He then presumably walked out.
I went to see where he was after about 20 minutes.  When I couldn’t find him, I assumed/hoped he’d gone out for a cigarette and a walk.

We went out to search for him and hour or so later, and phoned the police about 3 hours after that. We’ve done everything we can since then, including posting flyers and searching everywhere.  It’s been 36 hours now.  The temperature has been around 0° C both evenings and it’s been raining as of last night.

If you know anyone in south England - especially in Hants/Hampshire - I’d really appreciate if you could point them toward this post, ask them to take a quick glance at the picture and keep it in mind when travelling over the next few days.  We believe he’s been off his anti-psychotics medication for around 5 days.  He’s not violent at all, nor a hazard to anyone but himself.  He will probably be confused, with some periods of lucidity.  If found, please immediately contact the Hampshire police on the non-emergency number 101, referencing case #200 from 16th February 2014.

Thank you.

    everythinginthesky:

    My brother disappeared over the weekend. I’d gone down to see him and my mom. We were watching a movie at around 10:30pm, when he stood up and went to the kitchen. He then presumably walked out.
    I went to see where he was after about 20 minutes. When I couldn’t find him, I assumed/hoped he’d gone out for a cigarette and a walk.

    We went out to search for him and hour or so later, and phoned the police about 3 hours after that. We’ve done everything we can since then, including posting flyers and searching everywhere. It’s been 36 hours now. The temperature has been around 0° C both evenings and it’s been raining as of last night.

    If you know anyone in south England - especially in Hants/Hampshire - I’d really appreciate if you could point them toward this post, ask them to take a quick glance at the picture and keep it in mind when travelling over the next few days. We believe he’s been off his anti-psychotics medication for around 5 days. He’s not violent at all, nor a hazard to anyone but himself. He will probably be confused, with some periods of lucidity. If found, please immediately contact the Hampshire police on the non-emergency number 101, referencing case #200 from 16th February 2014.

    Thank you.

  9. My parents were pleasantly surprised by his new routine. In New York, my father, my mother and I would go to Sloan Kettering every Tuesday around 9:30 a.m. and wind up spending the entire day.

    So imagine my surprise when my parents reported from Paris that their chemo visits couldn’t be more different. A nurse would come to the house two days before my dad’s treatment day to take his blood. When my dad appeared at the hospital, they were ready for him. The room was a little worn and there was often someone else in the next bed but, most important, there was no waiting. Total time at the Paris hospital each week: 90 minutes.

  10. Y’all could learn a thing or two from these fine folks.

    Y’all could learn a thing or two from these fine folks.

  11. They Might Be Giants - The Bloodmobile (by ParticleMen)

    This is currently my daughter’s #1 request for me to sing at bedtime.

  12. ☛ UPDATED: Avery Edison Detained at Toronto's Pearson Airport

    whileyouweresleeping:

    atsween:

    Here you go. Let’s boost the signal people. I’ll try and add details as I get them.

    Ignorance means a pre-op trans woman can be referred to as “he” by immigration officers, despite being identified as female on her passport, then end up in solitary confinement at a male prison, because she would get beat up in a cell with other inmates.

    Sharing this because lack of training and a problematic law are now hurting a friend. Please help get the word out. 

    — From NYC.

  13. So excited for the sports this weekend!

    So excited for the sports this weekend!

  14. Can I say a curse word? I hate it! And, he’s stealing Doctor Strange’s move!!!

    My Daughter, a still-mourning 11th Doctor fanatic, upon seeing the new Capaldi costume.

    (Understand: My wife and I both like it; it’s our 6-year-old kid who’s livid)

    As someone who grew up with Tom Baker as The Doctor and had no idea that there’d been any previous incarnations, nor that there’d be a replacement, I can empathize. You never forget your first Doctor.